"sip and see"

i'm taking classes to be a "for real teacher" -

not just the fake one that i am now

and in the particular class that i am taking -

i "get to" raise a "virtual child" of my very own!!!!

 

now all you parents out there are saying - "well that's just stupid - can't she just look at the mess her "actual children" are and report back on them?"  but alas - this particular assignment fast fowards all my parental mistakes into a eighteen year old maladjusted mess well balanced, whole child who is an intelligent, problem solver who is prepared for society's challenges.

 

anywho......

 

here SHE is

yeah - i said she!!!

 

birth

8 months 

 12 months

 18 months

 3 years

 

you don't fool me - i lnow you're thinking

"gee - why can't i have a virtual child of my own?"

well - some of us are just suckers lucky that's why