the bible and w-mart

conversation with g.$ at the commercial break of the mini-series

"the bible"

 

announcer:  "'the bible' - brought to you by w@lm@rt"

 

g.$: "WHAT!! the Bible was NOT brought to us by w@lm@rt!!!"

my sweet girl is 15 today

it's a party and every one's invited!!!

 we LOVE frosty paws!

especially when it's peanut butter flavor!!!

 it's shelby larue's first party!!

 and look

that's not all!!

g.girl even got a new baby gate!!!!

a story not to come home with on the day of open house

what g.$ says: "today in math - i was looking at this brick..."

what i think:  this can not go anywhere good

the words coming out of g.$'s mouth: "and this kid ran into me..."

again - my brain thinks:  this is going to end badly

g.$ blah blah blah: "and i dropped the brick on a lap top"

me: huh - i wonder if a can earn money if i loan g.$ out for hard labor

Dear Se@rs,

where's my washer part!?!?!?!