Tuesday, March 5, 2013

a story not to come home with on the day of open house

what g.$ says: "today in math - i was looking at this brick..."

what i think:  this can not go anywhere good

the words coming out of g.$'s mouth: "and this kid ran into me..."

again - my brain thinks:  this is going to end badly

g.$ blah blah blah: "and i dropped the brick on a lap top"

me: huh - i wonder if a can earn money if i loan g.$ out for hard labor