happy birthday to my lumex

oh yes we did!!!

clownin' crims

halloween '12

more "talking with the crim's"

me: "okay - i need you two to be extra super duper polite when meeting my friends at work"
j.man: "i  might be able to do extra - but i don't think i can do super duper"

quote of the day

"it will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber."
women's international league for peace and freedom

daddy's away - the kiddies will play

conversations with boys

j.man:

daddy, if the world was taken over by zombies, where would we go?

daddy:

to the ranch

me:

but daddy, i don't know how to get to the ranch

g.$:

that's why we're going there

 

"sip and see"

i'm taking classes to be a "for real teacher" -

not just the fake one that i am now

and in the particular class that i am taking -

i "get to" raise a "virtual child" of my very own!!!!

 

now all you parents out there are saying - "well that's just stupid - can't she just look at the mess her "actual children" are and report back on them?"  but alas - this particular assignment fast fowards all my parental mistakes into a eighteen year old maladjusted mess well balanced, whole child who is an intelligent, problem solver who is prepared for society's challenges.

 

anywho......

 

here SHE is

yeah - i said she!!!

 

birth

8 months 

 12 months

 18 months

 3 years

 

you don't fool me - i lnow you're thinking

"gee - why can't i have a virtual child of my own?"

well - some of us are just suckers lucky that's why